Red7 , November 18, 2015
It’s that time of year again. For men, to show off your beard growing prowess, or at least your sense of humour at your lack of one. For women, a dangerous month for dating, with the risk that the embarrassing facial fuzz could potentially become permanent.
Still, we’re all for a good cause, especially one that invites so much mockery of our mates. So we put together a little tour of the Many Mo’s of Movember, in tribute to itchy upper lips all over the country.
Wispy, sparse, and as manly as Mary Berry. If this lingers any longer than the contractual minimum of a month then somebody needs to have serious words. Though, if you’re willing to put yourself through the unending jeering of your friends for this great cause, we salute you. You sir, are a gentleman. And if you strike it down it shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Keep telling yourself that while you endure a month of ribbing for your shameful efforts.