Red7 , November 18, 2015
It’s that time of year again. For men, to show off your beard growing prowess, or at least your sense of humour at your lack of one. For women, a dangerous month for dating, with the risk that the embarrassing facial fuzz could potentially become permanent.
Still, we’re all for a good cause, especially one that invites so much mockery of our mates. So we put together a little tour of the Many Mo’s of Movember, in tribute to itchy upper lips all over the country.
People tell you all the time that your moustache really works, and you take this to mean you’re pulling it off like a luxurious leathery walrus. Unfortunately, what they mean is that you’re such a creepy dude that it makes sense. You’re the kind of guy that would have that ‘tache.
I bet you have it all year round don’t you?
At least you can actually grow a proper moustache. Even if it does come off a little…villainy.