Who should Pippa date now?

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Menfolk of the land, rejoice, for she-of-the-pert-bottom is a free agent once more. Pippa Middleton has called time on her three year relationship with broker boyf Alex Loudon after a series of blazing rows, one of which apparently kicked off at a friend’s wedding (NB not stylish).

Some suggest that the cause of the breakup is Loudon’s apparent discomfort with Middleton’s meteoric rise to global superstardom. It’s well documented that he prefers to stay out of the limelight and always keeps a distinctly low profile when they’re out and about.

Pippa apparently turned to her big sister for a shoulder to cry on and was spotted out and about yesterday wearing a black coat, dark shades and a very sad face indeed.

Totes gutted, but looking on the bright side we can now speculate wildly as to who she should marry. Prince Harry…? Former flame George Percy? Pierre Sarkozy (French president’s son)?

What say you fair readers?